🎮 GlitchSPANKR – A Chaotic Comedy About Spanking Viruses

GlitchSPANKR is a chaotic 90s-style comedy adventure where you spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted video game haunted by a lonely digital virus. Developed by Mahelyk and TheClassifiedX, it blends nostalgia, slapstick humor, and branching narrative choices into one wild ride.

GlitchSPANKR gameplay screenshot

You play as a kid who secretly installs a forbidden floppy game, only to unleash Spunk, a shape-shifting virus that’s devouring the code from the inside out. As you explore each glitch-filled level, the rules change and the chaos deepens. Meanwhile, every choice matters—your actions decide whether you’ll destroy the virus, befriend it, or fall for it.

With physics-based destruction, interactive minigames, and a heartfelt layer hidden beneath the absurdity, GlitchSPANKR transforms pure chaos into a surprisingly emotional, unforgettable adventure.


🎬 Trailer


🎮 Let’s Play: GlitchSPANKR Demo

🎥 Dreagast on YouTube

Drae tears through the demo with his signature mix of curiosity and chaos—testing both the friend and betrayal routes, stumbling into carnival minigames, a live in-game concert, and secrets buried in the code. It’s a sharp look at how the game pivots from absurd comedy to weirdly heartfelt moments.

“It’s weird, it’s funny, it’s gross… but it’s also kind of brilliant.”

If you want a fast feel for the tone, branching, and physics-based slapstick, this run nails it.


🏆 Awards & Recognition

GlitchSPANKR has already made waves across the indie scene with multiple festival honors:

  • 🥇 IndieCade 2024 Nominee – Recognized for its innovative design and offbeat humor.
  • 🎮 Six One Indie Showcase Official Selection 2025 – Featured among standout indie games for its creativity and player-driven storytelling.

These accolades cement GlitchSPANKR as more than just a quirky comedy—it’s a clever, heartfelt experiment in narrative chaos that’s earning attention from both players and critics alike.


📝 What Players Are Saying

Early Steam reviews for GlitchSPANKR are glowing with praise — and a little laughter:

🕹️ JDst4r: “This game has an art style and it sticks to it. The pixelized 3D look might be divisive for some, but it fits perfectly. With the game set in the 90s, it feels like a throwback that hits just right.”

💬 Shepherd Grey: “A fun, irreverent game that does well despite not even taking itself seriously. The various scenarios and branching story keep things engaging without becoming tiring or a grind.”

🎨 FRIENDTOP: “An excellent game, very creative. It’s inspiring from a design standpoint, and the voice acting is excellent. If you like weird, clever games, this one won’t disappoint you.”

😆 Doctor Deadzone: “10/10 love torturing my friends with a spank from the toilet. They never see the reveal coming.”

🪞 Kaz: “I never thought a game would have me saying ‘Spankable’ unironically.”

From its nostalgic 3D aesthetic to its offbeat humor and surprisingly heartfelt storytelling, players are already calling GlitchSPANKR one of the most delightfully chaotic indie experiences of the year.


👥 Developer Spotlight

TheClassifiedX, a Virginia-based indie studio, is known for narrative-driven projects that usually lean toward horror. This time, they’re embracing absurdist comedy while keeping the storytelling heart intact. Alongside Mahelyk, they’ve built a bizarre, heartfelt world that mixes slapstick humor with branching narrative design.

➡️ Visit TheClassifiedX.com


💭 Final Thoughts

GlitchSPANKR is chaotic, clever, and weird in all the right ways—a 90s throwback that’s equal parts parody and love letter to the games that shaped us. Whether you choose to spank, spare, or smooch the virus, one thing’s certain: you won’t forget your time in this broken, beautiful mess.

GlitchSPANKR on Steam¹

GlitchSPANKR

GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstable virus. Every level is different. Every choice matters. Your future is in your wiggly hand.

Released: Oct 15, 2025
Price: $19.99
Age Rating: 14+

GlitchSPANKR

Developer: Mahelyk, TheClassifiedX
Genre: Comedy Adventure, Narrative, 90s Nostalgia
Status: In Development


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